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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Craig Ferguson
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson
music rush settings stage
The music, the dress, the color, the stage settings ? there's nothing in the world like it. The whole of Massachusetts should rush here, honestly. Henry Lewis
musical time
I've been buying instruments and musical gear for a long time. Jeff Tweedy
music spend
I can spend the day without writing or reading, but I can't spend a day without listening to music. I listen to music on a Walkman; it's from the 19th century, I know. Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt
music order like-you
You don't know what you like, you like what you know. In order to know what you like, you have to know everything. Branford Marsalis
music hunger
I've been told that nobody sings the word 'hunger' like I do. Billie Holiday
music taken play
It's taken me all my life to learn what not to play. Dizzy Gillespie
music people
Even if I'm making music for people for $20 a night, at least I'm making music. Rachel Platten
music
Beautiful film music can be made relevant to any period. A. R. Rahman
musical
I try not to get trapped in any one musical or visual style at all. Adam Lambert
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humor race people
People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive. Phil Keoghan
humor reserved has-beens
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. Lana Turner
humor farce doe
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. John Ratzenberger
humor tears murder
Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders. Martin Luther