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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly
music rush settings stage
The music, the dress, the color, the stage settings ? there's nothing in the world like it. The whole of Massachusetts should rush here, honestly. Henry Lewis
musical time
I've been buying instruments and musical gear for a long time. Jeff Tweedy
music spend
I can spend the day without writing or reading, but I can't spend a day without listening to music. I listen to music on a Walkman; it's from the 19th century, I know. Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt
music hunger
I've been told that nobody sings the word 'hunger' like I do. Billie Holiday
musical
I try not to get trapped in any one musical or visual style at all. Adam Lambert
music
Music is real; it's something you can touch and feel. Bijou Phillips
music playing small written
This small tour, playing clubs, where the music is best, and where the music was actually written for is not a way to make money. Bill Wyman
music
There's sequences where I'm just like 'man it's like a music video, you could just play some music and you could get into it,' Paul Walker
music pop
There's many different genres, and when you see R&B and pop and house, as well as electronic, come together, that's the reality of what music is. David Guetta
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humor independent cry
Nature never said to me: Do not be poor; still less did she say: Be rich; her cry to me was always: Be independent. Nicolas Chamfort
humor two faces
I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one. Abraham Lincoln
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humor political way
The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming. George W. Bush