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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
money lucky easier
Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky. Robert De Niro
money investment dependent
We are all dependent upon the investment of capital. William Howard Taft
money political system
Our political system has become more about money than it has about people, Tom Lewis
money throwing
Their idea is to keep throwing money at politicians.
money uses voter votes wants
The consumer, so it is said, is the king... each is a voter who uses his money as votes to get the things done that he wants done Paul Samuelson
money
The first game I actually bought myself with my own money was 'The Bard's Tale.' Markus Persson
money technology threw wasted
A lot of money we threw out there was wasted because the technology was not so good. James Carafano
money jobs thinking
I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails. Hedy Lamarr
money people advise
I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives and leave it to somebody else. Money is to be enjoyed.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett