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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
hair careers bored
I always get bored with my hair. That's why I would always change it throughout my career. Janet Jackson
hair important looks
I love having my hair back. It is so important to how you feel, how you dress, how you look. Delta Goodrem
hair blue barbie-dolls
You know you've made it when you can dye your hair blue. Demi Lovato
hair white black-history
You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation. Billie Holiday
hair hair-up noses
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go. Broderick Crawford
hair needs props
I've gotten to where my hair is like my onstage prop; I need to hide behind it and throw it around - it's my slo-mo effect. Amy Lee
hair hands long
Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand. Albert Einstein
hair bigs helmet
My hair was too big. And my head is big, and my hair is big, so my helmet gets too small. So I have to make a haircut. Alexander Ovechkin
hair devil amber
Pretty! in amber to observe the forms Of hairs, of straws, or dirt, or grubs, or worms! The things, we know, are neither rich nor rare, But wonder how the devil they got there. Alexander Pope
looks profit shark
Profit is a new kind of shark that looks just like a dolphin. John McNamara
looks low numbers telling
These low numbers may make us look good, but it also looks like we're not telling everything. Penn's numbers may look bad, but at least you know they're telling you everything. Matt Walton
looks reflex
Technically, it looks like no more than a reflex rebound, an oversold bounce. Clark Yingst
looks totally
See how he looks at her when she's eating. He's totally in love. Malia Davis
looks four fields
So, if you look at what's common among some of the companies I have, including the Four Seasons, NewsCorp, George V, the Plaza, these are all irreplaceable brands in their own fields. Al-Waleed bin Talal
looks helping young
It was not designed for me to be 35 and still doing the same thing. But in another sense, it's like I've had an extended adolescence. It helps that I look young, too. Ariel Pink
looks new-music studios
I look forward to the future - and going into the studio to make new music. Diana Ross
looks slow-motion eating
A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them. Demetri Martin
looks holes doughnut
Don't look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut. Branch Rickey