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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
sleep waking shade
I do not sleep to let others sleep in the shade of my waking. Cardinal Richelieu
sleep advice pieces
I have one piece of advice for you: sleep your way to the top. Arianna Huffington
sleep thinking rage
I never used to sleep much. I think we all go through a bit of a time like that where we rage about. If we don't, I don't think you've ever really lived. Diane Cilento
sleep two insanity
...we are singing today of the WIPE-OUT GANG - the WIPE-OUT GANG buys, owns & operates the Insanity Factory - if you do not know where the Insanity Factory is located, you should hereby take two steps to the right, paint your teeth & go to sleep.... Bob Dylan
sleep dancing politics
A nation with their freezers full are dancing in their seats, while outside another nation is sleeping in the streets. Billy Bragg
sleep night records
I can't sleep very well at night. It takes me a while to get to sleep. I could just be nocturnal. I have my nighttime witching hour where I hang out, listen to records or watch TV. Billie Joe Armstrong
sleep numbers sides
A chart of numbers that would put an actuary to sleep can be made to dance if you put it on one side of a card and Bombo Rivera's picture on the other. Bill James
sleep ready dies
Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight. Bill Hicks
sleep practice gale
Were I a preacher, I should preach above all other things, the practice of the Presence of God.... Those who have the gale of the Holy Spirit go forward, even in sleep. Brother Lawrence
wayne
Of the two 'True Grits,' the John Wayne version one is better. Caroline Lawrence
ways
Offensively, we've got a ways to go now. We need to get back on track. Andy Reid
way businessman wanted
I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant. Aubrey McClendon
wayne
Lil Wayne is a music god!!!! Jamie Foxx
way cameras helping
I realized that my camera work could help me in a lot of ways to put the audience in the driver's seat, so to speak, to get them in there with the action, and to get them as close and be as intimate with what was going on on-screen as possible. James Wan
way late learners
Late bloomer' is another way of saying 'slow learner. Ben Fountain
way lighters
I'm lighter now in a lot of ways. Candy Crowley
way should
Food should be raw, just the way God intended it! Carol Alt
way
My health is good and it's up to me to keep it that way. Charles Kennedy