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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
president running situation
Running away from the president makes the situation worse. Ed Goeas
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Any time the president talks, you listen. Ben Nelson
president nebraska
Anytime the president visits Nebraska its good for Nebraska. Ben Nelson
presidential special attention
Of all presidential perks, the pardon power has a special significance. It is just the kind of authority that would attract the special attention of someone obsessed with himself and his own ability to influence events. Barbara Olson
president boards executive-power
Executive power is exercised by the President of the Governing Board who, with the title of President of the Republic of Chile, administers the state and is the Supreme Chief of the Nation. Augusto Pinochet
president ass wanted
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them. Calvin Coolidge
president weight enormous
The words of the President have an enormous weight and ought not to be used indiscriminately. Calvin Coolidge
presidential political politics
Four-fifths of all our troubles would disappear, if we would only sit down and keep still. Calvin Coolidge
presidential humanity democracy
If American democracy is to remain the greatest hope of humanity, it must continue abundantly in the faith of the Bible Calvin Coolidge
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If you do not do the thing you fear, the fear controls your life. Brian Tracy
ifs i-can
If I can change, anybody can change. Jane Fonda
ifs meaningless
If you are not free to say no, your yes is meaningless. Brent Weeks
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You can't go voicing something if it's just not right. Billie Joe Armstrong
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Even if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me. Aristophanes
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If you are good to this one and that one, this one and that one will say that you are good. If you are good to everyone, no one will say that you are good. Antonio Porchia
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When I'm working on something, I proceed as if no one else will ever read it. Anne Tyler
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If you don't like it, alter it, and if you can't alter it, put up with it. D. H. Lawrence
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If I have to be compared to somebody, it is to Martha Stewart. Cristina Saralegui