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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
world
For Beatrice, I cherished, you perished, The world's been nightmarished. Daniel Handler
world results activity
If there is anything in the world that can really be called a mans property, it is surely that which is the result of his mental activity. Arthur Schopenhauer
world changing-the-world chance
Every minute a chance to change the world… Dolores Huerta
world
I've thought a lot about the world and how George Bush sees the world and it ain't even close. Dick Gephardt
world littles
When you make a business you're making a little world. Derek Sivers
world failing immortality
Lords of immortality will always fail in the material world. Deepak Chopra
world transformation consciousness
There are worlds of possibility inherent in our consciousness that can facilitate our own transformation. What future have you imagined for yourself?
world language praying
In places in the world where we don't speak the same language, or even understand that we pray to the same God, we dance to the same beat, that is the ONE. Debbie Allen
world persons convinced
And I wasn't convinced that I was the most talented person in the world. Debbie Harry