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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
life people
People should always have something which they prefer to life. Johann G. Seume
life
It was very important to me to be with a woman who is better than me at some things. You want someone who brings new, interesting things into your life. Jesse Williams
life realize
It was tough. When something like that happens, you realize that hockey's a game, life is life, and that there are more important things in life than hockey. Daniel Briere
life moved spent
I spent the first five years of my life in Punjab, India, and then moved to New York. Waris Ahluwalia
life
I started doing improv when I was 8 years old, so it's always been in my life. I would feel naked without it. Jillian Bell
life
I sometimes think that, since I started writing biographies, I've had more of a life in books than I have had in my real life. Claire Tomalin
life mom songs wrote
I've been writing songs all my life. My mom said I wrote my first song when I was two. Melora Hardin
life music personal stuff
I've been working on my own music. I've been writing an album, stuff that's kind of personal to my own life. Ariel Winter
life pressure waiting
I've been waiting all my life for this opportunity, and I'm pretty excited. I'm not going to put too much pressure on myself. I'm just going to do what I've done in the past. Jeff Mathis
marriage
Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good. Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
marriage quarrels arise
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive. Antisthenes
marriage views stalemate
Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries. Barbara Mertz
marriage determination site
In the end maybe what marriage offered was the determination of one's burial site. Jane Hamilton
marriage men luxury
Marriage, to women as to men, must be a luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not all of it. And the only possible way to accomplish this great change is to accord to women equal power in the making, shaping and controlling of the circumstances of life. Susan B. Anthony
marriage girl giving-up
I never felt I could give up my life of freedom to become a man's housekeeper. When I was young, if a girl married poverty, she became a drudge; if she married wealth, she became a doll. Had I married at twenty-one, I would have been either a drudge or a doll for fifty-five years. Think of it! Susan B. Anthony
marriage
Yes, I have 'failed' at marriage - a lot. Tracy McMillan
marriage men community
Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community. Brigham Young
marriage basketball athlete
I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination. Dennis Rodman