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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
kitchen uncommon
These days, it's not uncommon to see a kitchen costing $50,000 or $100,000. Steve Thomas
kitchen facts sometimes
Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal. Alton Brown
kitchen wish done
Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would. Ronald Reagan
kitchen utensils plot
My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers. Tom Conti
kitchen ends
You start out playing in kitchens, and you end up playing in kitchens. Trisha Yearwood
kitchen television detectives
I made True Detective like it was going to be the only thing I ever made for television. So put in everything and the kitchen sink. Everything. Nic Pizzolatto
kitchen sink threw
They pretty much did anything they wanted to with us. They threw the kitchen sink at us. Keith Brooking
kitchen cleaning problem
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. Denis Leary
kitchen wells poisoning
Poisoning rarely happens in a well-managed kitchen. C. J. Cherryh
gentleman gentlemen true
A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. Oscar Wilde
gentleman printing presses
I am myself a gentleman of the press, and have no other escutcheon.
gentleman get-up passing
Don't get up gentlemen. I'm only passing through! Bob Dylan
gentleman secret inconsistent
It's no secret that I didn't love 'An Officer And A Gentleman' then, and I certainly don't love it now, so at least no one could accuse me of being inconsistent. Debra Winger
gentleman noses pugs
A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms. Edgar Allan Poe
gentleman peers rakes
Wealth, howsoever got, in England makes lords of mechanics, gentlemen of rakes; Antiquity and birth are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money makes a peer. Daniel Defoe
gentleman action diligent
The gentleman prefers to be slow in word but diligent in action. Confucius
gentleman wish speak
A gentleman wishes to be slow to speak and quick to act.
gentleman calm vulgar
A gentleman is calm and spacious: the vulgar are always fretting.