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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
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Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
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Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid. Arthur Conan Doyle
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I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. Arthur Conan Doyle
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People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald
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The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know? Elaine Stritch
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing. Kara Walker
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We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
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Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal. Bob Costas
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The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
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as each group grows, each group ages with their stars. Without a doubt, an aging population will provide more opportunities for older actresses. Paul Dergarabedian
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As far as me getting signed at my age, the chances are less than zero. But if you've got any kind of art inside of you, you have a responsibility to share it with other people. The worst thing that can happen with any artist is not to believe in what you do. Larry Potts
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As a major international City, San Francisco must form strong partnerships with federal and state agencies to prepare for emergencies. Gavin Newsom
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As I've traveled around my state over the last year and a half, men and women of all ages and all racial and ethnic groups have expressed to me profound anxiety about their economic futures. Shannon O'Brien
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As many as 70 percent of kids drop out of sports by the age of 13, and that's a huge issue. John Grogan
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Our concepts of aging really should be blurring because there are plenty of people who make it to older ages who aren't really any different in many ways than people who are decades younger. S. Jay Olshansky
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Our embassy in Egypt has been in touch with the Egyptian authorities and other relevant agencies to gather information on the situation. Adam Ereli
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Our agency will pay for this if we have to. It's too critical to get caught up in a question of who ultimately is going to pay for it. Bob Johannessen
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Our agencies are independent contractors. They're expected to run a highly successful business that represents our brands well and ensures outstanding customer service. Richard Warren