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I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. Charlie Sheen
pussy flaws mankind
Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system! Doug Stanhope
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That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.
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Can't is for pussies. Allison Pearson
pussy world slavery
Now as before, women must refuse to be meek and guileful, for truth cannot be served by dissimulation. Women who fancy that they manipulate the world by pussy power and gentle cajolery are fools. It is slavery to have to adopt such tactics. Germaine Greer
pussy saws firsts
It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it? George Carlin
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Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker. Nicki Minaj
pussy easy
We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by. Joe Rogan
pussy pants shirts
Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off! Linden Ashby
saws comic
Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw. Bill Burr
saws made existence
I suddenly saw that all the time it was not I who had been seeking God, but God who had been seeking me. I had made myself the centre of my own existence and had my back turned to God. Bede Griffiths
saws toilets scream
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm? David Sedaris
saws republican activist
I was a Republican, and I saw the activists and what they were doing; it was intolerable to me. Charlie Crist
saws fans looks
Fans always ask, What did the bedroom look like? All they ever saw was Alice or Ralph going in and out. Audrey Meadows
saws washington-monument catastrophe
Saw Washington Monument. Phallic. Appalling. A national catastrophe. Arnold Bennett
saws want shoulders
If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants to talk to you. Bill Murray
saws advantage
There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage. Carol Leifer
saws needs lobotomy
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. Bill Watterson
firsts remember winning-the-lottery
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. Cecil Rhodes
firsts magazines magazine-covers
My very first magazine cover was the National Enquirer. Carrie Underwood
firsts
Experience first, then intellectualize. Carl Orff
firsts privilege never-forget
As the Dauphine stepped out of her carriage on to the ceremonial carpet that had been laid down, it was the Duc de Choiseul who was given the privilege of the first salute. Presented with the Duc by Prince Starhemberg, Marie Antoinette exclaimed: 'I shall never forget that you are responsible for my happiness! Antonia Fraser
firsts allies computer
I like computers. It's the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally. Bill Vaughan
firsts knows
Don't invest in what you don't know. Learn first then invest. Robert Kiyosaki
firsts cry enough
Lay on, McDuff, and be damned he who first cries, 'Hold, enough! William Shakespeare
firsts reason accepted
One must require from each one the duty which each one can perform. Accepted authority rests first of all on reason. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
firsts taught should
I see, sir, you are liberal in offers. You taught me first to beg, and now methinks You teach me how a beggar should be answered.