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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
life people
People should always have something which they prefer to life. Johann G. Seume
life looking seeing self tried
Seeing everyone else around me looking like someone killed their dog, I tried to be my own self and get some life into the game. Amanda Waldenmaier
life weekend
Sci-fi conventions are probably the most fun, the most out-of-the-box, entertaining week or weekend you've ever had in your life. Richard Hatch
life phenomenal
Rudy Giuliani did some phenomenal things in the city if you think of the transformation of the city and the quality of life. Joe Lhota
life observer running
Running is the one part of my life in which I fundamentally feel like the observer instead of the observed. Chelsea Clinton
life pinch
Pretty much everyday, there's a moment where I'm having to pinch myself and think, 'When did this happen to my life?' Carly Rae Jepsen
life sanctuary
Sanctuary is not going to be a place of doom. It will be a place of life and living. Linda Gholston
life school
School is not preparation for life, but school is life John Dewey
life
'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life. Tracy Morgan
people prior united
Prior to the United Nations even being formed, Palestine was a country. But the right of the Palestinian people were trampled, and unfortunately, international organizations contributed to those rights being trampled. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do. Sarah Davis
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people shut understand
People say, 'Just shut the borders,' but they don't understand what that'll do to the agriculture in this country. Doug Holland
people
People say it will be like FedEx for people, Michael Boyd
people stuff wild
People say I make up wild stories. But all I have to do is write down stuff that really happens. Chuck Palahniuk
people
People say I look like my father. My son is very much like him. Carine Roitfeld
people
People say I do a lot, but I'm just doing what I enjoy. Kevin Davis