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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
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Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising. Tom Bodett
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I like sarcasm. I like snark. Alexis Ohanian
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen
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Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm. William Hazlitt
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. Jonathan Swift
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Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. Nick Hornby
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Anyone who is responsible for an animal will have to do all that is reasonable to meet the needs of their animal. Ben Bradshaw
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People are well-intentioned. They hate to see an animal starve.
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The naming and shaming will probably prove to be the greatest punishment. He's drawn attention to himself with some of the more extreme elements of the animal rights movement.
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The simple facts of Chadian life - what it takes to survive in that kind of climate with nothing but a hut and some animals - stunned me. And this made me realize, perhaps for the first time, how easy my life was compared to those of people in less privileged societies. Alex Honnold
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Something must be done to prevent more homeless puppies. All animals rescued by Second Chance are spayed and neutered, but it is very expensive.
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So what's the point of having this animal ID system? This is one fact you actually really need to know when it comes to mad cow.
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Now it is time to deal with animal cruelty in the shooting industry. John Cooper
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Now is the time to put a system in place that will keep our consumers confident in the food supply and to improve animal health.
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Sometimes the protein builds up and the hoof grows out if they do not have enough exercise. That can be terribly painful for the horse, but this was nowhere near the point where it would go to animal abuse. If anything, the four horses were overweight.