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I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world. Yakov Smirnoff
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I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it? Imelda May
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I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know if there needs to be another version of those shows. Idina Menzel
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece. Ian Frazier
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It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. Gaines Adams
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I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. Whoopi Goldberg
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I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still funny because they're just likeable, and you want to see them. Me, though, when you see me trying to be funny, it's like the worst thing in the world. It's needy, it's cloying, it's manipulative - it's bad. Constance Wu
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If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance. Don Rickles
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The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme Mark Twain
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You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. Cecelia Ahern
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. Antonin Artaud
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You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. Benjamin Franklin
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I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. Ashleigh Brilliant
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The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
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I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
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At school, I'd refuse to take part in biology lessons when animals were being dissected. One time, the teacher announced that we would be gassing worms. So I ran around the room, gathered up all the worms and set them free in the fields. I just loved animals and couldn't bear the thought of them suffering.
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I started volunteering at an animal shelter, and little by little, my life started getting better. I think that is the secret. It is just being on a mission that is something bigger than me and it's thankless. You do that because it is thankless, and I am not looking for anybody to say, 'Thanks' and 'You are great!' William McNamara
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The people and animals we grow to love in our life time, remain in our personal time-capsule stored deep in our heart forever, even when they are gone! Francesco Cece
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The peer-reviewed science also shows that human beings do not react in the same way as rats or other animals to exposure to PFOA.
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Sea World's killer whale collection needs constant replenishing. The average life span of the animals in captivity is less than half the average for killer whales in the ocean.
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It's interesting. People go to an animal shelter and pick a dog that's been kicked, beaten, and has lost a leg and an eye, and they'll take that dog home and give it love and support, but they don't do that with people. Nikki Sixx
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The Arkansas-Oklahoma State Fair would do the animals and the public a favor by banning exotic-animal acts. Tearing babies from their mothers for stressful and potentially dangerous public contact isn't wholesome family entertainment.
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The animals were the favorite. You know you can't compete with that.
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The animals were just tied to here, there, stacked up here, stacked up on garbage there, buried under garbage here. It was pretty bad." ()