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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
witty
You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside. Rain Bojangles
witty guilt accepting
The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt.
witty humorous healing
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty should-have credit
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
witty real character
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
witty art money
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
witty sunshine cowboy
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. Dustin Hoffman
witty remember telling-the-truth
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
tired trying enjoy
I'm never tired of going to the studio. I enjoy recording and documenting everything and trying new things. Aretha Franklin
tired men evil
The truth is that men are tired of liberty. Benito Mussolini
tired voice listening
I'm so glad this is the last day of these thing, I get so tired of listening to my own voice. Catherine McCormack
tired tyrants people
Nothing is so opportune for tyrants as a people tired of its liberty. Alan Keyes
tired attachment letters
She is probably by this time as tired of me, as I am of her; but as she is too Polite and I am too civil to say so, our letters are still as frequent and affectionate as ever, and our Attachment as firm and sincere as when it first commenced. Jane Austen
tired men people
I get so tired of people acting like, you know, black men and women never help each other, never support each other. bell hooks
tired loving-you want
My students tell me, we don't want to love! We're tired of being loving! And I say to them, if you're tired of being loving, then you haven't really been loving, because when you are loving you have more strength.
tired people listening
Everyone else had the look of tired patience people always got when listening to a sermon, no matter what the century. Connie Willis
tired kids ideas
Tired of nagging your kids to hurry up, get dressed, drink their milk and brush their teeth? Here's a radical idea: Don't. Bruce Feiler