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absurd dear man market price sees single value
A sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn't know the market price of any single thing. Oscar Wilde
absurdity
He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
absurdity champion defend error talkative
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
absurd early four morning
I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning, you make up some of your most absurd jokes. Joss Whedon
absurdity subjects
In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which one cannot express an absurdity. Nicolas Chamfort
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
absurd adds certainty lessens shame
Positiveness is an absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds shame to your defeat. Laurence Sterne
absurd biggest entertainment guy neither nor
Neither Beckett, nor Ionesco, not even Arrabal: the biggest responsible for the absurd in entertainment is the guy who calculates the tickets' prices. Dirceu Ferreira
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Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
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A shakeout in the commodity market in the near-term may weigh on the Australian dollar. We see further downside risk. John Rothfield
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The Cadbury Schweppes Australian PGA Championship celebrates its Centenary this year so it's pleasing to see our top Australian players coming out in force to support the event, Peter Beattie
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The start of a higher import price trend implies higher Australian inflation ahead. Stephen Roberts
australian-actor dreams tomorrow yesterday
Yesterday is but today's memory, tomorrow is today's dream. Khalil Gibran
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I was so hoping my beloved Saints would get there but I'm still thrilled to be part of one of the great days on the Australian sports calendar. Katie Mactier
australian easy forward looking match open played playing
She is playing really well at the moment. She played well at the Australian Open as well. It won't be an easy match for sure. I am looking forward to the match. Amelie Mauresmo
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I find it odd at 47 that I can go to festivals and be in the company of groups that are much younger and we are playing a not-dissimilar set. Chris Bailey
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Having secured over 30 per cent of the Australian domestic market, we are now focused on strengthening our network, developing our product for the business market and steadily building our presence as the low-fare value-based carrier in our region, Virgin Blue
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The Australian wine industry has been going through the industry equivalent of the perfect storm. David Clarke
business dependent highly imposed profits
The Business Profits Tax, which is imposed on in-state businesses, we need to impose the same thing on out-of-state businesses, because the way the Business Profits Tax is calculated, it is highly dependent on how much sales and profits are generated in-state. Craig Benson
business love
The business of love iscruelty which,by our wills,we transformto live together. William Williams
business cyclical deserve earnings huge
The business does not deserve a huge premium. It's a cyclical business, earnings are erratic. David Healy
businesses creates customers dealing manage personal run tax
As our customers run their businesses or manage their personal finances, dealing with tax requirements creates a lot of opportunities for Intuit. Steve Bennett
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Product quality and a great out-of-box experience have been two of our key drivers for Windows Vista, and we are on track to deliver on both. But the industry requires greater lead time to deliver Windows Vista on new PCs during holiday. We must optimize for the industry, so we've decided to separate business and consumer availability. Jim Allchin
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People do business in Sweden and it goes well; they may try launching the product in Denmark instead of considering a global business plan. On the financing side, VCs require too much downside protection and are not willing enough to take risks. Niklas Zennstrom
business continue highly profitable time
The narrowband business is a highly profitable business, and it's going to continue to be so for a long time to come, Don Logan
businesses dozens ignoring issue putting responses
Dozens of U.S. businesses are ignoring the issue with 'business as usual' responses that are putting their companies, and their shareholders, at risk. Mindy Lubber
business economic model potent
Dell's business model is potent in all economic cycles, Kevin Rollins
lists brands associates
A major celebrity is a major brand, and major brands pick very critically what other brands they're going to associate with. So an A-list celebrity usually picks an A-list brand. Adam Braun
lists remember forget
Remember the to-do list but don't forget the to-be list. Richard Branson
lists doe fats
Food does not rank high on my list. I eat to live, and I'm very particular about my diet. It's strictly low fat diet for me. Terence Lewis
lists filling bigger
In truth, we're all just pottering, filling the time that we have here, only we like to make ourselves feel bigger by compiling lists of importance. Cecelia Ahern
lists things-to-do died
When I was 12, I wrote a list of things to do before I died. 'Own a Picasso' was one of those things. Jill Scott
lists worst best-dressed
To be a true fashionista, you have to be on the best-dressed list and worst-dressed list. Giuliana Rancic
lists waiting
The waiting lists for surgeries will lengthen considerably. Michel Gauthier
lists throwing predictions
Making predictions is like throwing a dartboard at the fixture list Mike Parry
lists lucky come-up
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. John Hodgman
madness seeing
You are seeing a kind of dot-com madness. Jonathan Sacks
madness realized
I think we all have madness in us, it's just that I've realized mine and found a way to let it out. John Glover
madness inconvenience passerby
With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience. Joe Orton
madness steppenwolf higher
madness, in a higher sense, is the beginning of all wisdom Hermann Hesse
madness rage orderly
Put all your rage and madness into your work and live as orderly a life as possible. Gustave Flaubert
nobel nominated peace
He was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Kenneth Starr
political time
a little more outreach time with the political community. Tom Umberg
political nine politics
Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine cases out of ten, someone will intercept it before it reaches you. Calvin Coolidge
political today serious
It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke. Carla Bley
political-will renewable-resources abundance
Political will is a renewable resource, and everyone can have it in abundance if they so choose. Al Gore
political democracy
...without equality there can be no democracy. Eleanor Roosevelt
political agendas sides
Yes' is a far more potent word than 'no' in American politics. By adopting the positions which animate the political agenda for the other side, one can disarm them and leave them sputtering with nothing to say. Dick Morris
political president campaigns
The greater informational levels of the voters, their decreasing inhibitions in expressing disagreement, and their greater preference for Jeffersonian direct involvement, all make the need for a 'permanent campaign' to sell a president's policies all the more crucial. Dick Morris
political world different
We live in a world where there is a need for pluralistic institutions and for recognizing different types of freedom, economic, social, cultural, and political, which are interrelated. Amartya Sen
political-revolution cynical democracy
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. Ambrose Bierce
problems sure teachers
Teachers have enough problems as it is. It's sure not positive. Bob Hazel
problem student talked understand
I understand they had a problem yesterday, a student problem, ... I talked with Matthews and he said everything was under control. Christopher Williams
problem recovered system upside
The upside to the disk problem was that we recovered the old system to the SAN. Jeff Berliner
problem ryan
Zach and Ryan really didn't have much problem with their opponents, Eric Lyons
problem procedures ifs
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore. Ben Feldman
problem let-me walks
Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me. Ben Feldman
problem oppression
The oppression of women is the single most corrosive and urgent problem of our time. Brandi Carlile
problem situation solve
Unless you understand the history of a situation, you can't ever hope to solve problems. Denis Healey
problem solutions
Don't bring me problems. Bring me solutions. Elie Tahari
trust betrayal lying
All advertising, whether it lies in the field of business or of politics, will carry success by continuity and regular uniformity of application. Adolf Hitler
trust lying criminal-mind
For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. Robert Foster Bennett
trust deceived-us hype
The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once. Rene Descartes
trust men accountability
A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. Thomas Paine
trust failure appreciate
One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them. Thomas Sowell
trust truth men
When a man assumes a public trust he should consider himself a public property. Thomas Jefferson
trust government safety
Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves are its only safe depositories. Thomas Jefferson
trust freedom educational
Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government. Thomas Jefferson
trust believe sides
I believe in singularity in relationships because you've got to have trust on both sides. Thomas Haden Church