Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Wycherley

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

Rodney Dangerfield

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

Rodney Dangerfield

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

Rodney Dangerfield

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.

Ronnie Wood

I had a fiery affair with George Harrison's wife, Pattie Boyd.

Rod Stewart

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

Rod Stewart

She was the first woman who left me. (on his former wife, Rachel Hunter, shortly after their break-up)

Warren Jeffs

So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.

Kjell Magne Bondevik

It is typically Norwegian to be good

Pete Conrad

If you can’t be good, be colorful.

Marcus Aurelius

While you live, while it is in your power, be good.

Louis D. Brandeis

To be good Americans, we must be better Jews, and to be better Jews, we must become Zionists.

Jane Fonda

When you're told to be good, you have to get rid of whatever is bad. I sure identify with that.

Brigham Young

Learn to be good for something.

Hillary Clinton

It is essential that America's word be good.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

They won't let me ... I can't be ... good!

Cassandra Clare

So much saintlike patience cannot be good for anyone.