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husband mean animal
My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as. Tricia Helfer
husband party fighting
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge. Raymond Chandler
husband father men
Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being. Tracy Morgan
husband couple character
The two things that I thought were really interesting about this character [Bow] for me were that she actually loved her husband, and he loved her. The comedy was not coming from the fact that they hated each other. Which is what television couples are usually based on. Tracee Ellis Ross
husband men way
I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way. Robert Johnson
husband book writing
I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done. Sarah Dessen
husband alzheimers heartbreaking
I loved my husband very much, and it was heartbreaking to have him develop Alzheimer's disease, and to stand by and watch him decline in his ability to take care of himself. Sandra Day O'Connor
husband space house
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. Roseanne Barr
husband thinking wife
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.
laughing softer speaking supposed
Being Asian where you're supposed to be more quiet and softer and I was always getting reprimanded for laughing to loud or speaking to loudly. Kelly Hu
laughing people being-thankful
I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx. Whitney Cummings
laughing people lines
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy. Walton Goggins
laughing people rewards
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing. Wanda Sykes
laughing study picks
They could read him, they could study him, they could pick him apart, but they couldn't laugh or be sad with him.... Roberto Bolano
laughing generations way
You have to find a way to not become bitter and live within the parameters of the situation and laugh your way through it…and you hope for a better day for the next generation. Yvette Nicole Brown
laughing people taglines
Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway. Steve Zahn
laughing disaster faster
When faced with disaster, learn to laugh faster. Robert G. Allen
laughing worry kind
I laugh, that there's a certain kind of cyclical nature to life and that I don't have to worry because whatever isn't there right now, it's coming back again. Walter Mosley
wife eating-alone dull
I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone. William Wycherley
wife pounds fats
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. Rodney Dangerfield
wife devil purpose
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God. Warren Jeffs
wife buried my-wife
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died. W. C. Fields
wife half capable
She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend. William Penn
wife people might
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first. Jorge Posada
wife getting-older care
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. Jacob Braude
wife use energy
Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz] Malcolm X
wife pimp stills
Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. Johnny Carson