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funny attitude stupid
I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled. Amy Adams
funny book reading
That is a good book which is opened with expectation, and closed with delight and profit. Amos Bronson Alcott
funny cute boyfriend
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations. Alyson Hannigan
funny beautiful sports
I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. Anna Kournikova
funny thinking thoughtful
One might feel that, at my age, I should look on life with more gravity. After all, I've been privileged to listen, firsthand, tosome of the most profound thinkers of my daywho were all beset by gloom over the condition the world had gotten into. Then why can't I view it with anything but amusement? Anita Loos
funny thoughtful focus
So forget about blogs and bloggers and blogging and focus on this - the cost and difficulty of publishing absolutely anything, by anyone, into a global medium, just got a whole lot lower. And the effects of that increased pool of potential producers is going to be vast. Clay Shirky
funny mistake laughing
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. Cullen Hightower
funny airplane needs
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. Clifton Fadiman
funny movie sarcastic
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. Clint Eastwood
hate rap black
Everybody in the '80s, well, we hate rap. Now, the biggest rapper in the world... Eminem. Rap's a black thing. Chubby Checker
hate broken parent
I hate to be a broken record - my parents have a lot to do with that too, because that's how they live their lives. Rashida Jones
hate joy world
Because satan hates us, he's determined to rob us of the joy we'd have if we believed what God tells us about the magnificent world to come. Randy Alcorn
hate tired men
I am tired of a life of contention, and of being the personal object for the hatred of every man, who hates the present state of things. Thomas Jefferson
hate perception crusades
And that is what the perception is by the American left, who hates Christendom. Rick Santorum
hate gay men
If you're a print shop and you are a gay man, should you be forced to print 'God Hates Fags' for the Westboro Baptist Church because they hold those signs up? Should the government - and this is really the case here - should the government force you to do that? Rick Santorum
hate fighting talking
The idea that the Crusades and the fight of Christendom against Islam is somehow an aggression on our part is absolutely anti-historical. And that is what the perception is by the American Left who hates Christendom. ... What I'm talking about is onward American soldiers. What we're talking about are core American values. Rick Santorum
hate moving mean
I mean I hate to be conspiratorial, but I mean how do you move that many people from Central America across Mexico and then into the United States without there being a fairly coordinated effort? Rick Perry
hate people doe
How much more proof does anyone need to see to know that there is more to GAIN from loving each other and being good to all people -- than from hating and envying each other? When we continue to hate, we continue to LOSE. When we amplify mutual respect and LOVE, we have a lot to gain! Quite simply, there is more to gain through love than hate. Suzy Kassem
coffee book writing
One of the best places for a shy person to meet people is in a coffee shop. If you are a reader, bring a book and read it there - that gives a guy something to ask you about. Same goes for sketching, writing, or any hobby you can take with you. Laurie Helgoe
coffee office wigs
Some friends of mine work in an office. They were getting really nervous from their coffee breaks, so they started to have wig breaks. They tried on wigs for 15 minutes. They found this relaxing. So that's Wig Therapy. Laurie Anderson
coffee black watches
Eating plain toast will detonate her. "I'll have some honey." When the bread is done I scrape on a microscopic layer of it and pour a cup of coffee, black. She pretends not to listen or watch as I crunch through my breakfast. I pretend that I don't notice her pretending. Laurie Halse Anderson
coffee muffins cranberries
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. Laurie Halse Anderson
coffee marijuana addiction
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. Lara Flynn Boyle
coffee giving might
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis Black
coffee together caffeine
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something. Josephine Baker
coffee home office
I get up, get coffee, and go into my home office. I check email and Twitter before I start work, but I have to try not to get too distracted. Julie Kagawa
coffee reality thinking
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks. Joy Behar