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funny great
Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time. David Pierce
funny guy
He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen. Rob McKittrick
funny stage
Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing. Trevor Noah
funny life
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. Taylor Hawkins
funny time
Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. Shaquille O'Neal
funny imitate
I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious. Maddie Ziegler
funny good implies level shape vanity wants
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. Seth Rogen
funny happens hope people
I'd like to hope that years from now people can look at the reruns...and say 'That is still a really funny show' or 'It's still really sweet.' And if that happens ... I'll be thrilled. David Crane
funny initially interested job worked
He was the one who initially got me interested in the subject. I actually have his job now, so it's funny how that worked out.
marriage wedding divorce
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
marriage cement
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement! Woody Allen
marriage funny-love best-love
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
marriage use firsts
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
marriage believe trying
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. Richard Pryor
marriage race half
Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry. Walter Bagehot
marriage long disputes
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. Robert Louis Stevenson
marriage husband selfish
In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.
marriage laughter philosophical
You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
suicidal games
The game cannot be won, only played. Will Smith
suicidal marketing advertising-business
In advertising, not to be different is virtually suicidal. William Bernbach
suicidal kids cutting
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. Rodney Dangerfield
suicidal hands law
For if it is not lawful to take the law into our own hands and slay even a guilty person, whose death no public sentence has warranted. Then certainly he who kills himself is a homicide, and so much the guiltier of his own death as he was more innocent of that offence for which he doomed himself to die. Saint Augustine
suicidal cereal long
But then, Cap'n Crunch in a flake form would be suicidal madness; it would last about as long, when immersed in milk, as snowflakes sifting down into a deep fryer. No, the cereal engineers at General Mills had to find a shape that would minimize surface area, and, as some sort of compromise between the sphere that is dictated by Euclidean geometry and whatever sunken treasure related shapes that the cereal aestheticians were probably clamoring for, they came up with this hard -to-pin-down striated pillow formation. Neal Stephenson
suicidal men way
Results? Why, man, I have gotten lots of results! If I find 10,000 ways something won't work, I haven't failed. I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is often a step forward.... Thomas A. Edison
suicidal chicago east
The woman hanging from the 13th floor window on the east side of Chicago is not alone...She is all the women of the apartment building who stand watching her, watching themselves. Joy Harjo
suicidal writing pay
The denial of language is a suicidal one and we pay for it with our own lives. Joyce Carol Oates
suicidal people photograph
How many people have wanted to kill themselves, and have been content with tearing up their photograph! Jules Renard