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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
life people
People should always have something which they prefer to life. Johann G. Seume
life
I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered. Matthew Perry
life
I've been racing for my whole life, and I know what I need to do to be able to win. J. R. Celski
life music obsessed relationship rock seeing surrounds understand ways
I've been obsessed with seeing life through music. My records, my relationship with records, my relationship with rock stars, everything that surrounds it, has been really one of the only ways that I ever started to understand the world. Jeff Tweedy
life spent time
They are about her life down there, where she has some property. She spent a lot of time on the water. Susan Dolan
life writers
The writers of books are companions in one's life and, as such, are often more interesting than other companions. James Salter
life reflected time
The way I look at life, whatever I'm doing at that time in my life is going to be reflected in my songs, for the most part. Lucinda Williams
life matter people remind words
The words that matter most in my life now is when people tell me that I remind them of my brother, James Williams
life moment plane
This is a really important moment in the life of this plane and the life of this story. Charles Flynn
stupid thinking land
To people who think of themselves as God's houseguests, American enterprise must seem arrogant beyond belief. Or stupid. A nation of amnesiacs, proceeding as if there were no other day but today. Assuming the land could also forget what had been done to it. Barbara Kingsolver
stupidity way one-way
I'm only going one way. Babe Ruth
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid thinking republican
It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. Alan Keyes
stupid stripes leopards
We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity stripes never-change
A leapord never changes his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity insanity world
Action without intelligence is a form of insanity, but intelligence without action is the greatest form of stupidity in the world. Charles Kettering
stupid week middle
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid. Charles Barkley
stupid men knowing
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen