Famous Quotes & Sayings

Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Robert Louis Stevenson

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Mickey Rooney

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Moliere

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

Natasha Leggero

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Woody Allen

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

Warren Beatty

The highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

Warren Buffett

Continually challenge and be willing to amend your best loved ideas.

Walt Whitman

People who serve you without love get even behind your back.

Sarah Dessen

Love is so unpredictable. That's what makes it so great.

Voltaire

Love is a cloth which imagination embroiders.

William Sloane Coffin

We are not loved because we are valued; we are valued because we are loved.

Miles Davis

If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.

Khalil Gibran

The best love come from the heart, not from the mouth.

Jesper Parnevik

I would say it's like Pinehurst but maybe that's giving it too much credit.

David Jones

Greenspan is giving the markets a reality check. Good for him.

Tony Wingen

He's a force. We were willing to give up some inside points as long as we were not giving up 3-pointers. We did all that we needed to do to win.

Jeanine Pirro

Today is about thanking them for what they're doing in advance, giving them the support they need to go through the school year.

Travis Cabral

To everyone at Sierra-at-Tahoe, thank you for helping me live my dream. Thank you, Lake Tahoe, for your support. And, most of all, thank you, God, for giving me the talent and opportunity to represent Lake Tahoe and the U.S.A.

S. Hughes

What you're doing is giving the government an interest-free loan.

Terri Schumacher

I thought we did a much better job in the second half, the last 10 minutes of not giving them more second-chance points.

H. Hunt

I thought that was the big difference. We did a lot of things right defensively, but giving up second shots hurt us.

Hilka Klinkenberg

I think we've been guilt tripped enough into giving people tips unnecessarily, and it's time to stop tipping people who give you abominable service.