Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mickey Rooney

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Moliere

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

Jimmy Cannon

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

David Sedaris

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings

Charles de Gaulle

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Bob Phillips

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Bob Monkhouse

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'

Anthony Trollope

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

Aristotle Onassis

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Doris Day

I don't know if I want to get married again.

Doris Day

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

Curtis Jackson

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

Anna Nicole Smith

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.

Rita Rudner

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

Remy de Gourmont

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

Tony Curtis

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

Tom Arnold

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

Paula Deen

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Mignon McLaughlin

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

Mae West

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Louis Jordan

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

Jerry Seinfeld

Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."

Fran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

Helen Keller

When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened.

George Saunders

What once were two, are one

Bill Cosby

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Greta Garbo

I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference.

Groucho Marx

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Jim Davidson

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Frank Herbert

You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.