Famous Quotes & Sayings

Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Robert Louis Stevenson

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Mickey Rooney

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Moliere

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

Natasha Leggero

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Carl Jung

I love you," I whisper. "And I love you." He smiles, his lips seeking mine. "Always have. Always will.

Carl Jung

Damen, seriously, you must know I don't love you because you're immortal, I love you because you're you.

Robert Collier

You have to sow before you can reap. You have to give before you can get.

Richard Paul Evans

"You know, I've wondered if it's more painful to lose someone you love to death or to lose someone you love because she no longer loves you back." "I don't know," I said. "On the surface, it seems an easy question. It should be so much easier to lose someone who doesn't love you, because why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want you? But rejection's not an east road. A part of you always wonders what makes you so unlovable."

Richelle Mead

I know I’m not supposed to say this, but I love you.

Richelle Mead

She was right about something else too," Dimitri said after a long pause. My back was to him, but there was a strange quality to his voice that made me turn around. "What's that?" I asked. "That I do still love you." With that one sentence, everything in the universe changed.

Richelle Mead

I’m still here, still in love with you, and care about you more than any other guy ever will." -Adrian-

Richelle Mead

I love you, and beneath all that logic, calculation, and superstition, I know you love me too.

Richelle Mead

Because it's simple, I love you, and I don't want to keep pretending like I don't. -Rose to Dimitri

Richard Paul Evans

Love is never convenient-and rarely painless

Richard J. Needham

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

Saint Augustine

God's love is unconditional. Be sure that yours is too!

Regina Spektor

Love is the answer to a question that I have forgotten

Reinhold Niebuhr

The significance of the law of love is precisely that it is not just another law, but a law which transcends all law.

Reinhold Niebuhr

Love is the motive, but justice is the instrument.

Virginia Woolf

Romantic Love is only an Illusion. A story one makes up in One's Mind about Another Person.

Woody Allen

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

Woody Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.