Famous Quotes & Sayings

Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Elayne Boosler

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

Paula Deen

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Remy de Gourmont

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Jimmy Cannon

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Elizabeth Gilbert

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you

Jimmy Fallon

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Rita Rudner

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Robert Louis Stevenson

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Tony Curtis

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Tom Arnold

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.