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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen
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If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. Robert Louis Stevenson
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I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. Mickey Rooney
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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Moliere
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Women love a self-confident bald man. Larry David
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My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you Elizabeth Gilbert
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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. Jimmy Fallon
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I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. Jimmy Cannon
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers
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Economic stimulation that works through the increased outlays to the affluent has, inevitably, an aspect of soundness and sanity that is lacking in expenditure on behalf of the undeserving poor. John Kenneth Galbraith
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He who can simulate sanity will be sane. Ovid
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I hope for peace and sanity - it's the same thing. Studs Terkel
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You would not make the act of submission which is the price of sanity. George Orwell