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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
marriage
Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good. Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
marriage quarrels arise
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive. Antisthenes
marriage views stalemate
Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries. Barbara Mertz
marriage determination site
In the end maybe what marriage offered was the determination of one's burial site. Jane Hamilton
marriage men luxury
Marriage, to women as to men, must be a luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not all of it. And the only possible way to accomplish this great change is to accord to women equal power in the making, shaping and controlling of the circumstances of life. Susan B. Anthony
marriage girl giving-up
I never felt I could give up my life of freedom to become a man's housekeeper. When I was young, if a girl married poverty, she became a drudge; if she married wealth, she became a doll. Had I married at twenty-one, I would have been either a drudge or a doll for fifty-five years. Think of it! Susan B. Anthony
marriage
Yes, I have 'failed' at marriage - a lot. Tracy McMillan
marriage men community
Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community. Brigham Young
marriage basketball athlete
I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination. Dennis Rodman
mental steven toughness
As a runner, the mental toughness Steven has is amazing. Stephanie Scalessa
mental motivation ready
The motivation wasn't there. I don't know if it was the layoff, but they just weren't ready to play. The mental mistakes, the turnovers, everything just showed they weren't prepared. Leroy Foster
mentally people tough
Samantha's one of the most mentally tough people I've ever met, Carol Hutchins
mentally staying warming
It was a little different. I think its all about warming up and staying mentally focused. Sam Blank
mentally
That's just the way he pitches. I think it has more to do with him mentally concentrating really well. He hasn't let anything get away from him. Tony Russa
mention mere smile smiles
You smile with just the mere mention of his name. John Sullivan
men important matter
They say a man doesn't know himself until he faces death for the first time. . . I don't know about that. It seems to me that the person you are when you're about to die isn't as important as the person you are during the rest of your life. Why should a few moments matter more than an entire lifetime? Brandon Sanderson
men tyrants lazy
The most dangerous kind of man is not the one who spent his youth shoving others around. That kind of man gets lazy, and is often too content with his life to be truly dangerous. The man who spent his youth being shoved around, however … When that man gets a little power and authority, he often uses it to become a tyrant on par with the worst warlords in history. Brandon Sanderson
men important enough
Small things were important. Secods were small things, and if you heaped enough of those on top of one another, they became a man's life. Brandon Sanderson