Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Wycherley

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

Warren Jeffs

So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.

W. C. Fields

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

William Penn

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

Jorge Posada

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

Jacob Braude

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

Malcolm X

Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz]

Johnny Carson

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

Vera Farmiga

I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.

Judy Woodruff

There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them!

John Lithgow

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.

Calvin Coolidge

Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.

Dylan O'Brien

When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive.

Seth MacFarlane

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

Lance Bass

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.