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girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik
girlfriend sometimes said
I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Dave Attell
girlfriend years sides
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. Robert Harris
girlfriend army darkness
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Rick Riordan
girlfriend flower valentine
When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. Tom Cullen
girlfriend three reason-why
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.' Someone says, 'Why?' You say, 'Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, you've got to talk to her. Michael Rapaport
girlfriend years insulting
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. Jens Lehmann
girlfriend hard-work successful
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, 'Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you'll get one of these.' I'll never forget that. And now he's married to her. Jason Spezza
girlfriend labels speak
I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said. Jeff Garcia
wife betrayed teeth
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation. Anton Chekhov
wife pockets my-wife
My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket. Craig Finn
wife looks remember
I remember during my lifetime I would meet women, and it was almost like God would say to me, 'Now, this woman here is not the one you are going to end up with, but she is going to be a lot like this woman; look at this woman, study this woman.' And when my wife showed up, He was like, 'You recognize her now?' Alec Baldwin
wife mind looks
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you. Sacha Guitry
wife stubborn paid
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. Sugar Ray Leonard
wife ex-wife my-future
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. Richie Sambora
wife dinner yards
Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner! Red Buttons
wife salt pillars
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
wife dinner lamps
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
firsts bars bills
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting Bobby Darin
firsts glory
You will never glory in God till first of all God has killed your glorying in yourself. Charles Spurgeon
firsts being-depressed website
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death. Artie Lange
firsts virtue
Courage is the first virtue that makes all other virtues possible. Aristotle
firsts megadeth over-it
The very first schoolbook that was written had God all over it. Dave Mustaine
firsts persons first-person
I actually am always a music first person Duncan Sheik
firsts humans housework
It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all. Anais Nin
firsts genuine first-time
By being remarkable, being genuine, you can be worth connecting with. And you don't have to have it figured out perfectly the first time - you can adjust. Seth Godin
firsts steps hollywood
Did Wagner really accomplish the first step towards the kitschy 'fetishization' of music that reaches its apogee in classical Hollywood? Slavoj Zizek