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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
time
After you win, you think to yourself, 'Is it time to get out?' But I don't feel like I want to. Jim Veltman
time
Some still have enough time to do so. David White
time
Now it's time to really find out what we're going to do and how we're going to do it. Rob Allison
time
Now I'm going to have to do a lot of rope-a-dope, never go the same way at the same time to the same places, Curtis Sliwa
time
This is not the time to relax. They've had their off time. You can't do that. It's around the corner. Bill Cowher
time waste eternity
There is no waste of time in life like that of making explanations. Benjamin Disraeli
time
Though I sit down now, thetime will come whenyou will hear me. Benjamin Disraeli
time freedom missing
The clock is a conspiracy & a crime against humanity and I would not own one except I miss appointments without it. Brian Andreas
time fate void
Our mission in life is not to discover our fate as we go along, or even to procreate, but rather to fill up the endless gray void that is time. Jane Hamilton
watches done
I've done so many movies that when I see them I don't really watch them. Dennis Quaid
watches victim aids
You've got to watch the politics of AIDS. The politics of AIDS can work both for and against the victims of AIDS. Bono
watches strange clock
I never wore a watch. I always depend on public clocks, and stores have clocks, but that is strange. Ben Katchor
watches want deer
To be honest, when you're young and you watch The Deer Hunter for the first time, that's when you're like, "That's what I want to do." Donal Logue
watches film involved
I don't watch a lot of films. I'm usually involved in making them. Clint Eastwood
watches film
I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later! Doug Stanhope
watches dare critics
When you dare me to do something, I will say, 'Watch me'. That is what I say to critics. 'Watch me'. Amaury Nolasco
watches
It is better to watch things then to do them. Dan Castellaneta
watches onions directors
We're producing a movie now, 'The Onion' Movie, and it's very difficult for me to be on the set. If I'm not right in the trenches, it's very difficult for me to watch another director, because I'm not involved and it's not exciting. David Zucker