Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Don Haskins

I spent 18 months, off and on, with the script writer. I might as well have not spent one second with him.

Gordon Strachan

You might as well scrap offside now if you are not going to rule that offside.

Bret Harte

If, of all words of tongue and pen, The saddest are, It might have been,' More sad are these we daily see: 'It is, but hadn't ought to be!'

Pat Olmi

We might go over there and watch 'em. We can sit back and rest a little bit.

Ryan Ward

We might be related, but it's very distant.

E. B. White

And you can use the time as you want. You could say, 'I need you to go pick up a prescription for me,' and that might take up 15 minutes of your time allotment.

Denis Oswald

As I can see and hear, there might be more support for softball.

Malachy McCourt

A lie to me is a dream that might come true.

Larry Davis

This one might take awhile, ... He's pretty sore.