Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd`s "Freebird" live.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.