Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.
Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
If you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay, or married.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.