Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.