Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.