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redneck texas might
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck house littles
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
redneck cowboy ostriches
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
redneck color ties
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
redneck might offensive
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
redneck car might
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
redneck giving might
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
redneck numbers age
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
redneck might your-mom
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
kitchen utensils plot
My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers. Tom Conti
kitchen sink threw
They pretty much did anything they wanted to with us. They threw the kitchen sink at us. Keith Brooking
use different bathroom
I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist. Bonnie Raitt
use littles where-you-come
I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in. Adam Sandler
use fists faces
I don't know if I would go so far to say that I would punch someone in the face, but I would definitely stand up for my lady. But sometimes it's more attractive to use your words than your fists. Alex Pettyfer
use tactics politics
We must stop climate change. And we can, if we use the tactics that worked in South Africa against the worst carbon emitters. Desmond Tutu
use bother
When I see something I like, that's all that counts. What they use, how they get there, I never bother them. Ang Lee
use talent figures
It's one thing to have talent. It's another to figure out how to use it. Roger Miller
use kind macs
I'll continue to use Mac [McNamee] to train me. He's one of a kind. Roger Clemens
use-it-or-lose-it physical-therapist virgins
Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it? Steve Carell
use comedy language
A really good stand-up comic is a poet; it's about the use of language. It can be really poetic. And I like politically conscious comedy. Sherman Alexie