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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
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Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
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The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
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Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
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Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
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Before, I just used vacation time when we did tours. Mike Davis
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We were dominated. At no time were we in this game.
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A schedule defends from chaos and whim. It is a net for catching days. It is a scaffolding on which a worker can stand and labor with both hands at sections of time. Annie Dillard
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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better, Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time. Thomas Carlyle
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Wherever anything lives, there is, open somewhere, a register in which time is being inscribed. Henri Bergson
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Really? I think for a long time they probably didn't have a quarterback because they were a wishbone team.
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Reflection is not something you have a lot of time for. Robert Battle
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If you think back to your time as a teenager, everything was dramatic. Sarah MacLean
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In New York, I wear dark denim most of the time. Renzo Rosso
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The trouble with Nigeria is simply and squarely a failure of leadership, Chinua Achebe