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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
learning successful people
No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch. To be successful, we absolutely, positively have to find people who have already paid the price to learn the things that we need to learn to achieve our goals. Brian Tracy
learning
When I was 12 years old, I got interested in learning English. Jack Ma
learning people helping
We learned early on that if we help enough people, the money will come. Dave Ramsey
learning matter size time worry
It's about learning what's important and what's not important, and at the end of the day, what size you are does not matter at all. I don't have time to worry about that stuff; I'm going to be healthy. Aubrey Peeples
learning-something-new keys youth
If you're pursuing something that you love and you're learning something new, every day, that's the key to youth [staying young]. Dave Bautista
learning simple simplicity
And simple truth miscalled simplicity William Shakespeare
learning people culture
Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going. Rita Mae Brown
learning successful lifetime
Successful workers will be those who embrace a lifetime of learning. Those who don't will be left behind. Rupert Murdoch
learning-something-new something-new grows
I grow old learning something new every day. Solon
spends value
The more a punter spends the better value they are getting. Shannon Bennett
spend time
I spend a lot of time on forums, and they drive me crazy. Matt Mullenweg
spend-time end-times
You cannot save time, but you can spend time differently. Brian Tracy
spend time
On his new motorbike: I wanted to spend some time with it and get to know it. Keanu Reeves
spend
More than ever, what we spend on is more important than how much we spend. Steve Prentice
spend
If we need to spend more money, we will spend more money. Brad Smith
spending
know that there has to be a spending limit. Arnold Schwarzenegger
spend time
I don't ever think about the roads I didn't take because I spend too much time thinking what's ahead. I don't go backwards. Kelli O'Hara
spend
If you make a little money, you spend it on other things (for artwork). Cheryln Bennett
time
After you win, you think to yourself, 'Is it time to get out?' But I don't feel like I want to. Jim Veltman
timeless
The story is timeless and can be done in any era. Charlie Skelton
time
Some still have enough time to do so. David White
time
Now it's time to really find out what we're going to do and how we're going to do it. Rob Allison
time
Now I'm going to have to do a lot of rope-a-dope, never go the same way at the same time to the same places, Curtis Sliwa
time
I've never had a better time doing anything -- not just music, but anything, Chris Mills
time
This is not the time to relax. They've had their off time. You can't do that. It's around the corner. Bill Cowher
time waste eternity
There is no waste of time in life like that of making explanations. Benjamin Disraeli
time
Though I sit down now, thetime will come whenyou will hear me. Benjamin Disraeli
trouble
I used to get in a lot of trouble and stuff, and I used to be into anything. Crystal Moore
trouble
Rowdy's (Sheridan) in trouble ... but I think C.J. will be OK. Brian Goorjian
trouble
That's why we're not in the trouble of some of the other condos in the area. Frank Dagostino
trouble
You're going to get me in trouble with the commissioner (Bud Selig). Drayton McLane
trouble wayne good-sense
It’s what happens when you shoot someone,” Wayne pointed out. “At least, usually someone has the good sense to get dead when you go to all the trouble to shoot them. Brandon Sanderson
trouble luther states
Had Luther and Calvin been confined before they had begun to dogmatize, the states would have been spared many troubles. Cardinal Richelieu
trouble angola knows
I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble. Charles Barkley
trouble easily-offended offended
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. I'll not willingly offend, nor be easily offended. Bruce Lee
trouble streets passion-for-music
Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one could take away from me. Eddie Van Halen