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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
vampires
If vampires were a separate species, and they were into genetic engineering, what would they engineer for? Octavia E. Butler
vampire roles fever
The role seemed to demand that I keep myself worked up to fever pitch, so I took on the actual attributes of the horrible vampire, Dracula. Bela Lugosi
vampire breaths
Vampires probably don't have great breath. Demetri Martin
vampire made knows
You know nothing... And suppose the vampire who made you knew nothing, and the vampire who made that vampire knew nothing, and the vampire before him knew nothing, and so it goes back and back, nothing proceeding from nothing, until there is nothing! And we must live with the knowledge that there is no knowledge. Anne Rice
vampire crosses ifs
What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross? Richard Matheson
vampire legends creatures
If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends. Christine Feehan
vampire matter bones
That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said. Jeaniene Frost
vampire kinky knows
Are vampires kinky? I didn't know. Roger Ebert
vampire bats humans
She's a sort of human vampire-bat P. G. Wodehouse
sometimes terrible
Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public. Brian Posehn
sometimes feels deals
I feel as if sometimes women can't deal with what's going on and they have no one around who actually understands. Diane Kruger
sometimes crash
Sometimes we crash and burn. It's better to do it in private. Dean Kamen
sometimes hell goodness
Goodness can be found sometimes in the middle of hell. Charles Bukowski
sometimes bureaucracy
We have to create that strength, and sometimes we have to reduce bureaucracy. It just gets in our way. Donald Trump
sometimes guilty feels
Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty. Adam Sandler
sometimes truth-is easy
It is difficult to say what truth is, but sometimes it is so easy to recognize a falsehood. Albert Einstein
sometimes globalization form
The themes that the anti-globalization protesters bring to the discussion are of extraordinary importance. However, the theses that they often bring to it, sometimes in the form of slogans, are often oversimple. Amartya Sen
sometimes moments
Every moment is not great and sometimes those are the moments in which you learn the most. Allyson Felix