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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
business
That's when the harshness of the business in this sport comes into play, Chad Brown
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Environmentalists don't understand how to make an agricultural business run. It comes down to familiarity. We call it agriculture -- it is a culture. Steven Rogers
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Even though the summer is traditionally slow, we are likely to see a pickup overseas this year. That's really where the incremental business will come from.
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Even if we had gold medals from every U.S. skier, I think the snow would have eclipsed it. It's clearly been driving our business for the past two months.
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Even if you've got a homogenous Linux or Unix server environment, at some point you are going to have a business partner, a customer or a supplier that is using Windows and is going to touch your network. And if you haven't secured those environments, then that could be a backdoor for a worm or a virus to infect your Windows network.
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Even though it's difficult, we like doing business there.
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Elan this morning reported a strong set of results for the ongoing business ... driven by a combination of stronger revenue coupled with better-than-forecast cost control. Ian Hunter
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Elaborate business structures, even forms of compliance with modern risk management and corporate governance principles, can have the effect of masking or distorting the underlying moral judgements. Trevor Manuel
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Either way, we view this as a positive, as this business will either be turned around or disposed of.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett