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funny attitude stupid
I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled. Amy Adams
funny book reading
That is a good book which is opened with expectation, and closed with delight and profit. Amos Bronson Alcott
funny cute boyfriend
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations. Alyson Hannigan
funny beautiful sports
I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. Anna Kournikova
funny thinking thoughtful
One might feel that, at my age, I should look on life with more gravity. After all, I've been privileged to listen, firsthand, tosome of the most profound thinkers of my daywho were all beset by gloom over the condition the world had gotten into. Then why can't I view it with anything but amusement? Anita Loos
funny thoughtful focus
So forget about blogs and bloggers and blogging and focus on this - the cost and difficulty of publishing absolutely anything, by anyone, into a global medium, just got a whole lot lower. And the effects of that increased pool of potential producers is going to be vast. Clay Shirky
funny mistake laughing
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. Cullen Hightower
funny airplane needs
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. Clifton Fadiman
funny movie sarcastic
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. Clint Eastwood
baseball football country
When I won the world championship, in 1972, the United States had an image of, you know, a football country, a baseball country, but nobody thought of it as an intellectual country. Bobby Fischer
baseball team people
It is the nature of being the general manager of a baseball team that you have to remain on familiar terms with people you are continually trying to screw. Michael Lewis
baseball running home
Jacks are home runs. So are dongs, bombs, and big flies. Baseball people express their fondness for a thing by thinking up lots of different ways to say it.
baseball play red
The Red Sox are the local scapegoats. It's hard enough to play baseball without being the local scapegoat too.
baseball culture speak
Baseball is this intense subculture that actually doesn't speak very much for the larger culture.
baseball volleyball eye
Some coaches believed they could judge a player's performance simply by watching it. In this they were deeply mistaken. The naked eye was an inadequate tool for learning what you needed to know to evaluate baseball players and baseball games. Think about it. One absolutely cannot tell, by watching, the difference between a .300 hitter and a .275 hitter. The difference is one hit every two weeks. The difference between a good hitter and an average hitter is simply not visible-it is a matter of record
baseball tradition profit
Baseball has so much history and tradition. You can respect it, or you can exploit it for profit, but it's still being made all over the place, all the time.
baseball athletic terrible
I wasnt athletic. I played baseball, but I was terrible. Matt Long
baseball careers league
I've been sent down to the minor leagues six or seven times in my career. You've just got to have that stability. It's huge. It's comforting. And it's reassuring. To be part of something in this world that's constantly changing like baseball, it's awesome to have your hope anchored in something that's so stable. Matt Diaz
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett