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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny golf mainly played space
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones
funny
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
inspiring writing long
A person who can write a long letter with ease, cannot write ill. Jane Austen
inspiring vanity weak
Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief.
inspiring world changing-the-world
No one changes the world who isn't obsessed. Billie Jean King
inspiring team successful
Most businesses think that product is the most important thing, but without great leadership, mission and a team that deliver results at a high level, even the best product won't make a company successful. Robert Kiyosaki
inspiring book kids
All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world. E. B. White
inspiring answers asks
If you don't ask the right question, every answer seems wrong - Ani Difranco
inspiring determination self
My idea of feminism is self-determination, and it's very open-ended: every woman has the right to become herself, and do whatever she needs to do.
inspiring mind trying
Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your 'nevers.' Amy Poehler
inspiring mothers-day wise
Fathers and mothers have lost the idea that the highest aspiration they might have for their children is for them to be wise... specialized competence and success are all that they can imagine. Allan Bloom
assuming bit contract depends gets head million nike number toe
Assuming that Nike gets her from head to toe that would be Nike equipment, Nike clothes, the whole bit she would have nothing but Swooshes. That's the number she would automatically get from just signing. Overnight, she would get $10 million to $12 million. It depends on how the contract is structured, but that's what I'm hearing. Brian Hewitt
assuming reader
Every text assumes a reader. Alberto Manguel
assuming obvious teach
Experience teaches us not to assume that the obvious is clearly understood Paulo Freire
assuming bad bullpen five healthy innings might
Let's be honest, Pedro for five innings is better than no Pedro at all. With the way our bullpen is going to be structured, having a day off Tuesday, it might not be so bad to have him out there for only five innings -- assuming he's healthy and that's the most important thing. Tom Glavine
assuming assume-nothing
Assume nothing, question everything. James Patterson
assuming people start week willing
We're going to start pressing a lot of it this week ... assuming people are willing to talk.