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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny laughing priceless
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others. Barry Humphries
funny cute want
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool. Britney Spears
funny hard humor people sit
When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny. James Howe
funny knew saw shocked until
It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me. Sharon Stone
inspiring writing long
A person who can write a long letter with ease, cannot write ill. Jane Austen
inspiring vanity weak
Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief. Jane Austen
inspiring world changing-the-world
No one changes the world who isn't obsessed. Billie Jean King
inspiring team successful
Most businesses think that product is the most important thing, but without great leadership, mission and a team that deliver results at a high level, even the best product won't make a company successful. Robert Kiyosaki
inspiring wind another-day
Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day. E. B. White
inspiring book kids
All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world. E. B. White
inspiring faith writing
Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar. E. B. White
inspiring mothers-day kids
Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for. Adam Sandler
inspiring uplifting art
What can a pencil do for all of us? Amazing things. It can write transcendent poetry, uplifting music, or life-changing equations; it can sketch the future, give life to untold beauty, and communicate the full-force of our love and aspirations. Adam Braun
assuming bit contract depends gets head million nike number toe
Assuming that Nike gets her from head to toe that would be Nike equipment, Nike clothes, the whole bit she would have nothing but Swooshes. That's the number she would automatically get from just signing. Overnight, she would get $10 million to $12 million. It depends on how the contract is structured, but that's what I'm hearing. Brian Hewitt
assuming reader
Every text assumes a reader. Alberto Manguel
assuming obvious teach
Experience teaches us not to assume that the obvious is clearly understood Paulo Freire
assuming bad bullpen five healthy innings might
Let's be honest, Pedro for five innings is better than no Pedro at all. With the way our bullpen is going to be structured, having a day off Tuesday, it might not be so bad to have him out there for only five innings -- assuming he's healthy and that's the most important thing. Tom Glavine
assuming assume-nothing
Assume nothing, question everything. James Patterson
assuming people start week willing
We're going to start pressing a lot of it this week ... assuming people are willing to talk. Tom Hansen