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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
inspiring dream inspiration
There is always a realistic way to fulfill any dream. There has never been a dream that you can't have - at least, not the heart of it, not the part you love the most. Barbara Sher
inspiring mothers-day hurt
I believe that mothers should tell the truth, even - no, especially - when the truth is difficult. It's always easier, and in the short term can even feel right, to pretend everything is okay, and to encourage your children to do the same. But concealment leads to shame, and of all hurts shame is the most painful. Ayelet Waldman
inspiring peace equality
The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life. Jane Addams
inspiring fashion men
Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter. Jane Austen
inspiring writing long
A person who can write a long letter with ease, cannot write ill. Jane Austen
inspiring people literature
There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves. Jane Austen
inspiring vanity weak
Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief. Jane Austen
inspiring nature taste
They are much to be pitied who have not been given a taste for nature early in life. Jane Austen
inspiring mind answers
A mind lively and at ease, can do with seeing nothing, and can see nothing that does not answer. Jane Austen
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Assuming there is a finding of excessive force, there will be zero tolerance. David Cunningham
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Assuming that Nike gets her from head to toe that would be Nike equipment, Nike clothes, the whole bit she would have nothing but Swooshes. That's the number she would automatically get from just signing. Overnight, she would get $10 million to $12 million. It depends on how the contract is structured, but that's what I'm hearing. Brian Hewitt
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The original power given to them was assuming that it would be used with discretion, ... Thirty thousand seems like an awful, awful stretch to me. Joe Biden
assuming reader
Every text assumes a reader. Alberto Manguel
assuming back-to-work going-back-to-work
Women were going back to work, they were assuming their own power. They didn't have time to sit under the dryer. Vidal Sassoon
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Experience teaches us not to assume that the obvious is clearly understood Paulo Freire
assuming bad bullpen five healthy innings might
Let's be honest, Pedro for five innings is better than no Pedro at all. With the way our bullpen is going to be structured, having a day off Tuesday, it might not be so bad to have him out there for only five innings -- assuming he's healthy and that's the most important thing. Tom Glavine
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Lots of players can do it for 10-15 games but we want to see them do it for 40, 50, 100 or 200 games, winning titles again. That will be the big test. Everyone's assuming they will go from strength to strength. I hope they do because it's an exciting team. They haven't played a physical team away for a while and I hope they have learned the lesson that as well as all the good football you play you have to stand up to those teams. Nigel Winterburn
assuming music-love one-love
Composers tend to assume that everyone loves music. Surprisingly enough, everyone doesn’t. Aaron Copland