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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
goodbye father fighting
I remember saying goodbye to my father the night he left to join the Navy. He didn't have to. He was older than other servicemen and had a family to support but he wanted to be a part of the fight against fascism, not just make movies about it. I admired this about him. Jane Fonda
goodbye book night
I hope no one who reads this book has been quite as miserable as Susan and Lucy were that night; but if you have been - if you've been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you - you will know that there comes in the end a sort of quietness. You feel as if nothing is ever going to happen again. C. S. Lewis
goodbye smart jealous
No Time For Goodbye is a deliciously smart thriller, full of surprises and perfect pacing. I'm jealous I didn't write it. Alafair Burke
goodbye mother snow
Not so cold, some snow fell. I went inside the log cabin and said goodbye to Mother, she was so alike grandmother, just younger. Anders Zorn
goodbye happy-life may
I have had a happy life and thank the Lord. Goodbye and may God bless all! Christopher McCandless
goodbye heart yesterday
Say goodbye to golden yesterdays: or your heart will never learn to love the present. Anthony de Mello
goodbye emotional long
It feels right. But it's emotional. Saying goodbye to anything you've done that long is hard. Angela Ruggiero
goodbye bye good-bye
Death's in the good-bye. Anne Sexton
goodbye nice blow
The idea of forever is kind of ridiculous, which is unfortunate because its kind of a nice thing to say, you know. I think it softens the blow of mortality and having to say goodbye to everything you know and everyone you love and all that kind of thing. Conor Oberst
smell kicks
The more you kick something that's dead, the worse it smells. Barbara Stanwyck
smell drink librarian
Of course it's alright for librarians to smell of drink. Barbara Pym
smell feelings chemicals
Feelings are like chemicals, the more you analyze them the worse they smell. Charles Kingsley
smell mute
Smell is the mute sense, the one without words. Diane Ackerman
smell taste wilderness
Why this cult of wilderness?... because we like the taste of freedom; because we like the smell of danger. Edward Abbey
smell hug unanswered-questions
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me? Curtis Jackson
smell facts balls
Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls. Daniel Tosh
smell dishes cologne
If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Andrew Dice Clay
smell used
It smelled pretty rank, but I was getting used to the smell of death, as much as anyone could get used to it. Amanda Hocking