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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
ice queen
Do you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn't there some way to be both? Susan Sarandon
ice-cream ice taste
Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again. Boman Irani
ice shots
We should have been able to ice them away when we had them. We had the shots we wanted at the end but couldn't get anything out them. Glenn Thiel
ice-cream ice booze
I eat ice cream. It's better than booze. Del Shannon
ice-cream goes-on fudge
When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something. Andy Warhol
ice our-world take-me
Take ice. Ice is fascinating to me. Ice is the one thing in our world that went from an agricultural product to being manufactured. Alton Brown
ice-cream weather errors
It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather. Anne Fadiman
ice snow tree
With watercolour, you can pick up the atmosphere, the temperature, the sound of snow shifting through the trees or over the ice of a small pond or against a windowpane. Watercolour perfectly expresses the free side of my nature. Andrew Wyeth
ice fire poetry
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. Robert Frost
massage spas grapes
I could spend a whole day at a spa. Id get a facial, a scalp rub, massages, then eat some grapes and be good to go. Dule Hill
massage today tomorrow
Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. Thomas Jefferson
massage unwind
I only unwind at facials and massages. Freema Agyeman