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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
softball sports jobs
Success isn't winning every time. A lot of different factors go into every race, and you can't control all of them. Success means doing as excellent a job as you can on that particular day. The people I admire most aren't necessarily the most wonderful athletes. I admire the ones who keep coming back and doing it, time after time. Aimee Mullins
softball sports motivation
You're going to make mistakes in life. It's what you do after the mistakes that counts. Brandi Chastain
softball sports motivation
I have nothing to prove to anyone. I only play for myself. Mark Philippoussis
softball sports motivation
I get over bad games right away. Sometimes I've let it go even before I've left the mound. That quick. Why? Because it's over. What can you do about it? Nothing. The only thing you can do is fight if you're still in the game. After that you can do nothing. Mariano Rivera
softball sports motivation
A successful pitcher keeps the leadoff hitter from reaching first base and puts the first pitch over for a strike - the two most important rules of pitching. Nolan Ryan
softball team play
I don't know if there's an actors' slow-pitch softball league I could join. My agency has a team, but they say it would be a conflict of interest for the people they rep to play because I could hit a pop-up and they'd have to drop it on purpose. Miles Teller
softball sports motivation
Every single day I wake up and commit myself to becoming a better player. Some days it happens, and some days it doesn't. Sure, there are games I'm going to dominate and there are going to be games when I struggle. But it doesn't mean I give up. Mia Hamm
softball perseverance goal
You may get skinned knees and elbows, but it's worth it if you score a spectacular goal. Mia Hamm
softball baseball player
Baseball outfits went through their gaudy period during the disco '70's, when the White Sox looked like softball players and the Athletics looked like 'Saturday Night Fever' personified. George Vecsey
girls learned trying
It was a long day. But the girls learned a lot and they're trying to find their way. Gary Carr
girl girls group strength willing
That's going to be a strength for us. They want to do it for every other girl out there. It's not just about doing it for themselves. You don't always get a group of girls who are willing to do that. Beth Murrin
girl hard quiet
You wouldn't know how well she did by her actions. She is a polite, quiet girl and a very hard worker. Kirk Nauman
girls magazines seem stupid trip ugly
You see, there weren't these magazines like 'Heat' in my day. Always waiting to trip up these pretty girls and make them seem something horrible, something to make them look stupid and small and ugly and disgusting. Joanna Lumley
girls heads hearts hold laid last played year
You're always disappointed when you lose, but the girls played their hearts out. We told them to hold their heads high. Last year, we were shocked, but this year we were the underdogs. We had nothing to lose. The girls went and laid it all out on the line. Rick Soracco
girls seconds state
You're 55 seconds away from a state championship. The girls are devastated. Scott Knutson
girl dream guy
I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine. Brett Hull
girl doctors tests
I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even. Brett Ratner
girl sports believe
It's been six years since I have had a drink and I have two girls, and my priorities are a lot different now and I just can't believe I was that guy. And I would not go back, I would not trade the way I am now for anything. Brett Favre