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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
waiting
Right now we're waiting on them and they're waiting on us. David Troyer
waiting
This is one of the fundamental specifications the world has been waiting for, Chris Ferris
waiting berries stills
As of right now, I'm still waiting to meet Halle Berry. And she is single. Brian Austin Green
waiting trying biden
I can't wait to see the debate between Ryan and Joe Biden. Biden is said to be already trying out different strategies. So far the one that Obama likes is where Biden pretends to have food poisoning and they cancel the debate. Craig Ferguson
waiting waiting-for-you action
Infuse your life with action... Bradley Whitford
waiting ego misery
The ego is just waiting to identify with anything. Whether it's your misery or being a great meditator, it seeks some identification. Eckhart Tolle
waiting pull-ups rail
there are so many days when living stops and pulls up and sits and waits like a train on the rails. Charles Bukowski
waiting shadow hell
I tell you such fine music waits in the shadows of hell. Charles Bukowski
waiting pumps term
I never pump up my vulgarity. I wait for it to arrive in its own terms. Charles Bukowski
minutes talk
Sometimes it's better to take 30 minutes out of your day and talk about something other than hockey. Brad Shaw
minutes silicon
And we're 35 minutes away from Silicon Valley, Paul Whitworth
minutes beats feels
The minute anyone makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it. Amy Poehler
minutes meetings ten
I do have a rule that very few meetings are worth more than ten minutes. Anne Robinson
minutes until
Unfortunately that wasn't done until 20 minutes into the call. Sara Lewis
minutes wanted
I thought about that for a minute - about what I wanted. Stephenie Meyer
minutes happens knows
After a few minutes, it was time for me to leave. I don't know who decides these things. It just happens. Stephen Chbosky
minutes diamond
Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute! Ron White
minutes number
Some meetings' minutes are missing. There are a number of gaps. Thomas Frank