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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
cutting looks use
Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs! Aziz Ansari
cutting wire firsts
My first stringed instrument was a cigar box banjo where I cut and turned the pegs and strung the wires myself. Carl Sandburg
cutting sitting branches
There is a difficulty about disagreeing with God. He is the source from which all your reasoning power comes: you could not be right and he wrong any more than a stream can rise higher than its own source. When you are arguing against Him you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all: it is like cutting off the branch you are sitting on. C. S. Lewis
cutting guy library
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. Al Yankovic
cutting meat vegetarian
I'm not a vegetarian, but I have cut back sharply on the meat that I eat. Al Gore
cutting practice space
The intellectual tradition of the West is very individualistic. It's not community-based. The intellectual is often thought of as a person who is alone and cut off from the world. So I have had to practice being willing to leave the space of my study to be in community, to work in community, and to be changed by community. bell hooks
cutting average years
Cutting taxes for very high income people an average of more than $100,000 a year for people that make more than a million dollars a year is not an effective way to get the economy going. Austan Goolsbee
cutting president taxes
When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone. Ari Fleischer
cutting sugar owners
My forebears refused to cut the sugar cane for plantation owners, and I am recognisably a product of that background. Diane Abbott
machines research charity
I am a full-time Research Fellow at the Machine Intelligence Research Institute, a small 501(c)(3) public charity supported primarily by individual donations. Eliezer Yudkowsky
machines want
I want to be a machine. Andy Warhol
machines language poet
Language is the machine of the poet. Thomas B. Macaulay
machines firsts patient
It is true that we can see the therapist as a technician only if we have first viewed the patient as some sort of machine. Viktor E. Frankl
machines earth regulation
It is not enough to invent new machines, new regulations, or new institutions. We must understand differently and more perfectly the true purpose of our existence on this earth. Vaclav Havel
machines way taking-things-for-granted
The way to get killed around machinery was to take things for granted. Richard McKenna
machines humans human-beings
Why go to a machine when you could go to a human being? Ray Bradbury
machines internet cellphone
We have too many cellphones. We've got too many internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now. Ray Bradbury
machines something-better humans
There are many machines throughout history that were built to do something better than a human can. Mark Zuckerberg