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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
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As an Independent, she has no party backing, ... Her being the first Independent president trumps the fact that she's a woman. It causes even more upheaval in Washington than her being female. Geena Davis
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As a direct result of his lack of leadership in this regard, fine revenues were down approximately 20 percent this last fiscal year, which causes a financial hardship on the city and our citizens, not to mention a safety hazard for his failure to properly enforce our traffic laws, Michael Gibson
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Realize what causes hearing loss and use common sense. If you're exposed to loud sounds, use ear protection. Christine Albertus
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People say to me, How many people have you seen die of this disease? They say, You don't know what causes it because you've never watched them die. Kary Mullis
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People grow; people grow apart, and cancer... I've had a very in-depth and personal experience with cancer, and it really causes a perspective shift. Justin Baldoni
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No stone will be left unturned to establish fully what the causes were and where responsibility lies, Nelson Mandela
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Any kind of glitch causes problems that send tremors through the whole industry. Steve Simmons
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A player makes a name for himself and then causes younger players to look and see what can be accomplished. The younger players start focusing on being like one of the older guys. Allen Wallace
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The slow reaction time means people brake more than they should have to. Unnecessary braking ? too much slowing down ? causes the jam to form in some instances. Craig Davis
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A TV touchstone for me is 'The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd.' That series was whimsical and smart and had the mix of comedy and drama that I now trade in - but with a dash of magical realism. I wanted to be Molly Dodd, but more than that, I wanted to be Jay Tarses, who created the show. Jenji Kohan
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At some point in the past, it was decided that women in comedy are never supposed to be shown in an unflattering light. But in comedy, you need all of your tools to be funny. Melissa McCarthy
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Drama is played at the pace of chess... or billiards... or poker. Engrossing? Sure. But comedy is played at the jubilant, high-octane speed of sports like basketball or hockey. Mark Waters
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Sometimes, comedy and entertainment is not all about telling jokes; sometimes you just have to be you for a few moments. Ray William Johnson
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Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.' Mitch Hedberg
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Romantic comedy has really evolved since that time when there used to be a lot of social conventions and all sorts of reasons why people couldn't be together, Reese Witherspoon
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It would be a half-hour comedy that would really showcase my personality so my fans could get to know me. And I'd love to keep working with ABC. Christy Romano
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This is an homage to the master, because I love this movie, and, of course, making a movie -- a comedy about concentration camp, I watched this movie a lot of time, Roberto Benigni
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This is really a comedy of errors and missteps for the candidate, the party, the consultants, everybody. Everybody wants an opponent like these guys. Douglas Muzzio