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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces. Doug Stanhope
funny humor trying
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
funny humor alcohol
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
funny cancer humor
All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!
hardest
As I look back on my 51 years of coaching, ... that is the hardest thing to explain. Bobby Bowden
hard panic work
We didn't panic at all. Hard work, you can't really work on that. It's just something we have to do. Torin Francis
hard hit win
We didn't hit the ball, and it's hard to win with only one run.
hard hit job
We didn't hit it as hard as we have been, but we got the job done.
hard stick throwing
We didn't have to do a whole lot throwing the ball. We're kind of hard headed. When we see a play that works, we stick with it.
hard keeper plenty possession work
We had plenty of possession but we didn't make their keeper work hard enough. Glenn Roeder
hard hard-work
We went there and it was hard work. Aaron Smith
hard
This will be a very hard day for me.
hard marrow proverbs
What is in the marrow is hard to take out of the bone.
past years prison-population
The Federal prison population has increased more than 7-fold over the past 20 years. Bobby Scott
past people skinny
I love round people, I love skinny people. I love people in general; we've got to get past labels and stop being so critical about everything. David Arquette
past woe succeed
When one is past, another care we have; Thus woe succeeds a woe, as wave a wave. Robert Herrick
past joy age
Praise they that will times past, I joy to see My selfe now live: this age best pleaseth mee.
past legacy scrapbooking
All the past up to a moment ago is your legacy. You have a right to it. Robert Henri
past garden water
Sometimes we have to soak ourselves in the tears and fears of the past to water our future gardens. Suzy Kassem
past astrology determined
The present is determined by our past actions, and the future by the present. Swami Vivekananda
past who-i-am quality
Have you ever said, 'I can't do that! I'm just not like that!'? If you've ever used this phrase, you've hit the boundary of how you've defined yourself in the past, and it's affecting the quality of your present-day life. Ask yourself, 'Where did these beliefs about who I am come from, and how old are they?' Maybe it's time to update your identity. Tony Robbins
past break-through your-past
Break through the bonds of your past.
perception degrees taste
We imperatively require a perception of and a homage to beauty in our companions. Other virtues are in request in the field and workyard, but a certain degree of taste is not to be spared in those we sit with. Ralph Waldo Emerson
work independent labor-day
Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Abraham Lincoln
work creativity ideas
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it. S. I. Hayakawa
workout work-out hip-hop
I'm an R&B and Hip-Hop type guy. When I work out, which I do at least four or five times a week, I love to get the latest Hip-Hop because it really pumps me up and inspires me to get that workout on. Morris Chestnut
work applause be-prepared
You must be prepared to work always without applause. Ernest Hemingway
work may impression
Not only may she unconsciously register a favorable impression with my associates and me, but she may also suggest something by her work that will lead to some new and novel feature in a forthcoming production. Florenz Ziegfeld
work
Most weeks, I work 100-plus hours on TheMuse.com. There are definitions of 'work-life balance' that would say I have none. Kathryn Minshew
work
One of the things you don't always realize when you're younger is that not everything you try is going to work. Mike Pompeo
work
I thought we were aggressive. We made them work for the most part. Nate McMillan
work responsibility men
Leisure is the most challenging responsibility a man can be offered. William Russell