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funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld. Don Marquis
funny humor admission
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
funny hope witty
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
funny wwe dots
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! Dusty Rhodes
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Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! Dwayne Johnson
funny running rocks
How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks!
funny rocks wwe
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!
funny wwe jumping
And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
girlfriend three reason-why
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.' Someone says, 'Why?' You say, 'Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, you've got to talk to her. Michael Rapaport
girlfriend last lost straw
I think when he lost his girlfriend that that was the last straw for him. She was his everything. Willie Smith
book character missing
The reason I never want a book to end is that I start to feel like the characters are my friends. I'll miss them when they're gone. Miley Cyrus
books-and-reading collection depends finished greatest professors university
What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is the collection of books. Thomas Carlyle
book firsts stolen
I was going to do a book about the first prearranged Karpov-Kasparov match, '84-'85. But the God-damn Jews have stolen my entire file on that. Bobby Fischer
bookstores exactly manner
Bookstores don't exactly dot the American highway in the grand manner of Sbarros. Rosecrans Baldwin
book writing men
I have spent 20 years writing these books. Had I wanted to say men are beasts and scream, that takes 30 seconds. Andrea Dworkin
book recipes release
If pornography releases sexual tension, why don't we send recipe books to the starving?
book thinking views
You're sincere, but in order not to upset your views you avoid talking with people who think differently. You pick your thoughts from conversations with people like yourself, from books written by people like yourself. In physics they call it resonance. You start out with modest opinions, but they match and build each other up to a scale ... Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
book pages who-we-are
Our books will bear witness for or against us, our books reflect who we are and who we have been, our books hold the share of pages granted to us from the Book of Life. By the books we call ours we will be judged Alberto Manguel
book hands fire
From fire, water, the passage of time, neglectful readers, and the hand of the censor, each of my books has escaped to tell me its story.