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humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humor america issues
We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either. George W. Bush
humor fighting thinking
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution. George Carlin
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
john kerry says voted war
Now John Kerry voted for the war and now he says that he would still vote for the war, so what's the difference? Peter King
john
Who fished the murex up? / What porridge had John Keats? Robert Brown
john statement
John wanted to make a statement that night, and he was able to do that. Steve Jordan
john junior someday time
If I could have a time machine, where I could go back and tell 12-year-old Melissa that someday John Schneider was going to play her ex-husband, junior high would have been so much easier. I'd have had something to go for. Melissa Peterman
john low roger won year
Roger should have won in the low 20s this year and John should have won 18, 19 or 20. Bobby Cox
john kerry people reeve walk wheelchair
When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again. John Edward
johnny judged love
I want to be judged by who I am, not what I am. I mean, I am Johnny Weir. Judge me the way you see me, love me the way you see me, hate me the way you see me. Johnny Weir
john lennon needed people worked
I worked in Licorice Pizza when John Lennon was killed. I had the day off, but I came in anyway because people needed a place to mourn. Gary Calamar
john justice roberts
What kind of justice will John Roberts be? Charles Schumer
kindness year
That's kind of how we've been all year at the line. We've been in and out all year. Sara Schopper
kindness brilliance
Let your brilliance be expressed through kindness. Bryant H. McGill
kindness children heart
O child of God, be more careful to keep the way of the Lord, more concentrated in heart in seeking His glory, and you will see the loving-kindness and the tender mercy of the Lord in your life. Charles Spurgeon
kindness
And, yet, he was so kind in the way he went about it, Tim McGee
kindness quick respond run
We got a quick lift, but then we kind of let up. We had our run, and then they had theirs. We didn't respond to their run as well as they had responded to ours. Josh McRoberts
kindness farewell humble
I have always held firmly to the thought that each one of us can do a little to bring some portion of misery to an end. Albert Schweitzer
kindness war rain
Little soldier, little insect You know war it has no heart It will kill you in the sunshine Or happily in the the dark Where kindness is a card game Or a bent up cigarette In the trenches, in the hard rain With a bullet and a bet. Conor Oberst
kindness
Kindness it is that brings forth kindness always. Sophocles
kindness people support
Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people. Liza Minnelli
smiles ticks
They always say, 'Smile!' and sometimes that just ticks me off. I'm not a smiley guy. Kevin Appier
smile curves
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight. Victor Borge
smile jobs believe
I truly believe my job is to make sure people smile. Shahrukh Khan
smile girl dream
When I see these young girls who are dreaming the dream that I'm living, it's very very exciting and it puts a big smile on my face. Sue Wicks
smile play faces
I suppose it's easy to play a hypocritical politician with a smiling face; it's also quite gratifying to play. Ian McDiarmid
smile
If I could fly, I'd probably have a smile on my face. Frank Miller
smile smiles
I don't like to smile a lot. That's the kind of person I am. Ivan Johnson
smile patience ignorance
We smile at the ignorance of the savage who cuts down the tree in order to reach its fruit; but the same blunder is made by every person who is over eager and impatient in the pursuit of pleasure. William Ellery Channing
smile art thinking
Smiles come naturally to me, but I started thinking of them as an art form at my command. I studied all the time. I looked at magazines, I'd practice in front of the mirror and I'd ask photographers about the best angles. I can now pull out a smile at will. Tyra Banks
stage producers audience
We are not the playwright, we are not the producer, we are not even the audience. We are on the stage. C. S. Lewis
stage time
They're not at that stage yet. ... The time will come. E. Hicks
stage sure
At this stage of the game, I am not sure what the hell is going to happen. Bobby Rahal
true
They are 4-0 for a reason. We know it is going to be a true test. A. Hodge
true-love love-is sentimental
Love is sentimental measles. Charles Kingsley
true
but we'll see if it's true once we get to New Orleans. Laura Bush
true-friend distance silence
True friendship resists time, distance and silence. Isabel Allende
true-friend true-friendship evolution
I see love as an evolution of true friendship. Robert Pattinson
true-love wise strong
True love is not a strong, fiery, impetuous passion. It is, on the contrary, an element calm and deep. It looks beyond mere externals, and is attracted by qualities alone. It is wise and discriminating, and its devotion is real and abiding. Ellen G. White
true-friend difficulty true-friend-is
A true friend is a friend when in difficulty Quintus Ennius
true
It is true that the co-operation with Belgrade has started, Carla Ponte
true
I told them one thing before the game: That I wanted them to play better than they did Thursday, and true to form, they did. Charlie Coles