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You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
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It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld. Don Marquis
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A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself. Don Marquis
funny hope witty
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. Don Marquis
funny wwe dots
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! Dusty Rhodes
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Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! Dwayne Johnson
funny running rocks
How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks! Dwayne Johnson
funny rocks wwe
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass! Dwayne Johnson
funny wwe jumping
And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak. Dwayne Johnson
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
women equality history
Until we get equality in education, we won't have an equal society. Sonia Sotomayor
women
Women have every right; they just have to excercise them. Victoria Woodhull
women mother-and-daughter mind
Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. Mary Wollstonecraft
women character views
Taught from their infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and, roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison. Men have various employments and pursuits which engage their attention, and give a character to the opening mind; but women, confined to one, and having their thoughts constantly directed to the most insignificant part of themselves, seldom extend their views beyond the triumph of the hour. Mary Wollstonecraft
women america mind
Modern dance isn't anything except one thing in my mind: the freedom of women in America. Martha Graham
women writing names
There were also some cruel reviews by women, but the tone of the male reviewers, sometimes hysterical, was different. I have suffered, but I don't want to name names but there have been men who have seemed to want to destroy me or my writing, men I don't even know. Marguerite Young
women night college
I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
women believe heart
To inspire love is a woman's greatest ambition, believe me. It's the one thing woman care about and there's no woman so proud that she does not rejoice at heart in her conquests. Moliere
women laughing groups
Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them. Molly Ivins