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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
life love year
A life without love is like a year without summer. Swedish Proverb
life
A life of leisure, and a life of laziness, are two things. Benjamin Franklin
life martial mixed
The mixed martial arts way of life will give you focus. Conor McGregor
life throughout
You rewind. You think of your preparation. You think of everything you did throughout the week, your life, the practices, the intensity. Everything flashes, and you come right back to that point. And it's like, game on. D'Brickashaw Ferguson
life taken
You've taken 16 years off of your life by smoking. Jeff Bezos
life time
You should have more time for you during all of your life - not when you're 65 and retired. Carlos Slim
life separate work
Your work is a separate thing from you. You are this person who has your friends and your life, and you have to see the separation. If you see the separation between your work and yourself it's so much easier. Julie Brown
life share smile
Your smile makes life more beautiful.... so smile all day, every day as often as you can.... share the beauty!! Edie Bailey
life thoughts
Your life is what your thoughts make it. Marcus Aurelius
stranger sisyphus
For ever, I shall be a stranger to myself. Albert Camus
stranger walks
we walk the plank with strangers. Sylvia Plath
stranger
You can love somebody without it being like that. You keep them a stranger, a stranger who's a friend. Truman Capote
stranger wanted own-business
I knew that I wanted to start my own business. I knew that I wanted to work for myself. I was no stranger to the word no. You just have to keep going. Sara Blakely
stranger
Truth, as ever, avoids the stranger. Ursula K. Le Guin
stranger moments
It was as though, in one moment, he had become a stranger. And I a stranger to myself. Kenneth Oppel
stranger learning-to-love
I am a stranger, learning to love the strangers around me June Jordan
stranger truth-is
Truth is stranger than fishin. Jimmy Buffett