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husband mean animal
My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as. Tricia Helfer
husband party fighting
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge. Raymond Chandler
husband men way
I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way. Robert Johnson
husband book writing
I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done. Sarah Dessen
husband space house
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. Roseanne Barr
husband thinking wife
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself. Roseanne Barr
husband adventure son
The experience of creating my adventure games was, other than marrying my husband and bringing into the world my two sons, the most fulfilling, wonderful experience I ever had. Roberta Williams
husband goal wife
As a husband, your love for your wife has a specific goal: her holiness. Winston Smith
husband men feminism
The Government as Substitute Husband did for women what labor unions still have not accomplished for men. And men pay dues for labor unions; the taxpayer pays the dues for feminism. Feminism and government soon become taxpayer-supported women's unions. Warren Farrell
cake icing last year
Last year, I think it was the icing on the cake just to get to NTN. This year the expectations are higher. Kevin Rogers
cake chocolate firsts
It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake. Richard Paul Evans
cake matter remember
Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake! Sarah Ban Breathnach
cake mayonnaise bread
A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem... biting into it! Shel Silverstein
cake people easy
Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake. Tao Lin
cake careers people
If I made a musical in the beginning of my career, it would have been crane shots and tracking shots and people coming out of cakes and whatever, but these techniques are something that I've left behind me. Lars von Trier
cake
Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake-- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake. Langston Hughes
cake people veils
...We have seven people who knew the skewers were there: the wedding planner, the reception hall manager, the dressmaker, the florist, the veil-maker, the cake-maker, and the caterer. I haven't ruled out the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker, either. Linda Howard
cake everyday my-birthday
Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. Lil Wayne
wife eating-alone dull
I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone. William Wycherley
wife pounds fats
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. Rodney Dangerfield
wife devil purpose
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God. Warren Jeffs
wife buried my-wife
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died. W. C. Fields
wife half capable
She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend. William Penn
wife getting-older care
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. Jacob Braude
wife use energy
Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz] Malcolm X
wife pimp stills
Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. Johnny Carson
wife my-wife died
When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself. Johnny Cash